Today I made an interesting discovery. It all started when I decided what I really want in life is a pair of cute wellington boots. It's too bad that I wear a size 12 shoe and no one makes boots in my size. During my search, I discovered that amazon.com actually sells a ton of shoes. After I got tired of looking at cute shoes that were too small, or depressingly ugly shoes that fit me, I turned to the sale shoes. It was there that hilarity ensued, because as it turns out when I filtered the results for size 12, all I found were shoes for transvestite hookers!!! Some were just so priceless that I must share them with the world:
So half of them have these really great models posing with them.
So half of them have these really great models posing with them.
The description of these actually included the word "seductress" which I find hilarious because I think these shoes look more like what a naughty kindergarten teacher would wear.
Ok, these are my number 1 favorite hooker shoe. You can put tips right in the platform! I mean, seriously, if i was a stripper, I would totally own these.
Just in case anyone was wondering how to use the tip shoe, they have instructions. (And they're patent pending!) Someone is going to make bank off this shoe design.
Gotta love these babies. Flowers! In the wedges!In conclusion, I am still minus any awesome winter shoes, but at least I had a huge laugh thanks to amazon.com and a video-chat with my mother.
Oh, and I haven't seen this in a while so I thought it would bring back lovely memories:
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